The reasons given to everyone were- “will help me to grow in longer run”, “will help me to get identified”, “will help me to understand business side of the corporate” and blah..blah..blah. The above are the reasons why many of us joined MBA. But every damn person knows that the main reason is- “Will help me to get a FAT cheque salary”.
The mauj-masti, gaaje-baaje, dhol-dhamake, night outs, bonfires, and yeah some times studies kept us busy for almost 17 months. Now the time is for the real thing. Placements. Our very reason for investing so much of money. The only criteria on the basis of which every single b-school is rated by the aspirants (though many would say infra, quality of faculty, location etc. but all that is a lie and that too a big one). Why cant people state that simple thing – “I came here to get a good salaried job dumbo”.
If you get a chance to live in different parts of the country, you live with different kind of people in different surroundings, then you become a good observer. Yeah you really become one. Don’t believe? Meet me sometime.
So nowadays, I’m using my “observing” skills around the campus. People are behaving in really different manners. People are discussing the possible questions they are going to face in the interviews. And believe me, after so much of brainstorming, those questions are still unanswered. The other thing all of us are doing is trying to figure out why we wrote those subjects as “areas of interest” in our CV’s and now trying to really make them interesting. I’ll give you some other examples.
Many of my friends are telling all of us -“I’m expecting PPO anyday” from the day they have finished their summer training. But that day has not arrived yet, unfortunately and those poor guys have also picked up a book from their “areas of interest”. Hope that their ordeal ends sooner and they get the “PPO”.
Some are trying to figure out why they left their company early and joined MBA because they feel this is the first question the visiting company is going to ask. Some people have really started “preparation”. You can find them completely immersed in their book and laptops in the library.
There are many other kind of ways in which people are behaving but the most dangerous ones are those who don’t want to talk about placements. The moment you utter the dreaded “P” word, they will say “Placements ki baat mat kar yaar” in a very low-heavy voice, with a lot of facial-muscle movements, which actually sounds funny but they feel if they use the correct modulation, they will enforce a greater impact. To hell with that. In the placements season if one is not going to talk about placements then are we going to discuss “Rakhi Sawant” or the winter of Delhi?
Now what am I doing? I’m continuing my daily routine of harassing my friends. Wishing that the company does not keep an upper cut-off for work experience. And trying to study daily, but not been able to read a single page.
Anyway, jokes apart, I sincerely wish everyone gets the job they hoped for before joining the institute. As the economy is recovering, it seems possible more than anytime in last one year. Amen!!